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24 ديسمبر 2011
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Sorts of stuff does not prevent his wife jealous wife quarrel wife hit me first give hold wife to 3 from: 1, never Laundry; 2, never cook; 3, never mopping the floor. 4 husband to get; 1, his wife had to wait for makeup; 2, his wife must be willing to spend money; 3, wife to put up with temper; 4, my wife is mad to be flatter. new family rules and family rules one: the amount of good to his wife taking a bath when the water temperature, scratching Cabei; desires of the act shall not covet. house rules of the two: the courage to pay when his wife shopping, and more encouraged; not have a reluctant act. house rules of the three: his wife was full of praise when the meal, eat bowls; not have to pick vegetables, conduct eclipse. The fourth house rules: fan summer when his wife sleep,YSL flats, warm winter was; not have been robbed of snoring behavior. house rules of the five: my wife tearfully grateful when you give money, live frugally; act shall not have the luxury to waste. Six house rules: boring wife when glass slide, entertainment pro Dreamcoat; prohibited without the so-called act. Seven house rules: when his wife reprimanded hands snapping, standing at attention; not have absent-minded act. house rules of the eight: his wife to take the blame when mistakes self-blame, self-embrace the blame; not have hurt the small beginning of the act. nine house rules: when Zhuixinqixue wife sad, distraught; smiling prohibited act. house rules 10: Wife comes home late to be patient when waiting delighted to right; shall not act angry. house rules XI: when his wife is not dreaming, Shoushenruyu; not have the sly act. house rules XII: my wife happy when decorated, celebration; not have splashed cold water on the behavior. house rules Thirteen: when to sleep through the night accompanied by his wife, to help a few sheep; not have dreamed that the Duke of behavior. house rules XIV: attaining a wife should provide means to defy the law; act shall not have laughed. house rules XV: wife to sing to a spring breeze, amazed; not have Renxiao can not help but act. house rules XVI: angry when his wife kneeling for mercy, pleading for mercy; shall not ignore the behavior. house rules Seventeen: my wife hit me should any of its ravages, Xiezhu Long grace; not fight back stare of behavior. house rules eighth: his wife to help reading exam, draw focus ring; not something to do with our own behavior. house rules 19: When my wife nodded speech Otherwise, agree with it; not have to refute the behavior of easy to read. house rules Twenty: when his wife questioned swear swear, loyalty to the table; not have casual act. house rules twenty-one: while driving his wife to teach in speaking, release the tension; prohibited by the interference of complex behavior. house rules twenty-two: kiss my wife when warm, dynamic, and sought to sell well,abercrombie and fitch cheap, regardless of the behavior may not have articulate. house rules twenty-three: anything and everything when his wife Lin Xing, perseverance; prohibited acts powerless. house rules twenty-four: his wife do not go belly when tears flow, their own solutions; not have money trading behavior. love my wife Declaration 1. husband wife heart is only one person, but also dream dream wife 2. husband does not allow accused wife, wife-beating, kicking his wife, pinched wife , bullying wife 3. wife hit her husband, her husband can not fight back 4. husband wife always say the most beautiful, most lovely 5. husband in wife not to mention in front of another woman 6. husband can not say ugly old wife 7. husband can not leave his wife, not his wife 8. QQ husband to write data in the name of his wife, can not write other people's names and QQ number. 9. wife more important than her husband's sisters 10. fingernail to her husband's Clean 11. my wife does not allow her husband color 12. husband must listen to his wife, then 13. wife love her husband only one ; 14. At school, her husband can not ignore his wife 15. my wife happy, her husband should be happy, sad wife, husband Yaohong wife 16. husband does not allowed in front of others that his wife's ill 17. husband does not messing around with another woman, I'm sorry my wife can not do things 18. another woman and her husband take the initiative to speak, her husband can not manage her 19. his wife to what her husband must give 20. her husband to be good, can not but listen 21. his wife's family, friend, a good husband to them 22. husband and another woman is not allowed to send text messages, phone calls 23. husband anything, other women can not write or paste the name of the. picture, etc. 24. husband wife earlier than the school, her husband must be so wife 25. Send to the wife her husband, her husband does not return marriage harmonious agreement family discipline, re-order to maintain normal family, regulate her husband's family life, a special version Trial details are as follows: one should love his wife, firmly support his wife, to obey his wife's leadership. Second, strictly abide by the schedule, get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, make breakfast (food standard 5 yuan / person),YSL bags, non-delay, lazy, eat, and deductions for food; 23:30 after sleep, before going to bed face clean-up time should not exceed 3 minutes, and worked for the wife to play foot-washing water or to help his wife and children bathing Chopping, is strictly prohibited late, leave early and lower service standards; weekends and holidays. Third, the husband should always participate in job training, and continuously improve the cooking (at least to master the three kinds of cuisine), home (5 star hotel standards), and the traditional medicine of massage techniques. Fourth, the husband should always pay attention to appearance, instrument, is strictly prohibited at home, unkempt, disheveled (not including sexy clothing); prohibited in outdoor wear fancy dress and philandering, should be done . five monthly wages, bonuses and all of its income must be handed over to his wife, not against payment, shall not be left strictly forbidden secret personal coffers; wash day management fees shall not exceed 10 yuan allocated by the wife on a daily basis ( holidays not included), for any reason overdraft, advance, wife of the expenses have the right and the right to audit; other family expenses should be earmarked strictly prohibited diversion, all financial expenditures by the wife uniform issuing process. If violated, according to the severity of the circumstances, impose a deduction separately or combined home equipment expenses, management fees washed, separated, husband of one month to discharge its duties until the action. six, responsible for the child from school to school transfer tasks, for any reason delay; holidays to strictly implement the not waiting for an opportunity to chat with other women heads of household),YSL bag, to accompany Laozhang Ren chat (no nap or watching TV). If violated, according to the severity of the circumstances, impose a reprimand or in combination, respectively (demerit), wash the management fee deduction, deduction home installation fees or penalties confiscated eat. seven, husband of the home health bears full responsibility. Health check to eight, except holidays, not watching TV, is strictly prohibited grab his wife, the child's remote control, non-noise, non-watch the match and his wife do not like any of the programs. If violated, may impose a fine mop the floor or in combination, respectively, three times a month watching television eligible to cancel the punishment. nine, watching women (age 3 -80 years) shall not look out every three seconds (inclusive), the attention of a woman with no more than three times a day total (inclusive); forbidden lover with the old phone write, meet, Internet and all links; Miss Yan Jinzai (3 years old -80 years old) in front of laugh, kiss and tell; Miss Yan Jinhe live alone. If violated, in serious cases, by the special rectification according to the spirit of his wife, strict, quick to crack down on any person, any form of intercession, obstruction of justice will cover all punished. ten, forbidden contact with pornography, gambling, drugs; No smoking, drinking, exchanges gossip boyfriend, and all his wife against the hobby. Immediately expelled from membership marriage has been found, while his wife has instigated on the XI, husband of the same state of things no more than 3 times (inclusive), each state shall not exceed 3 minutes (inclusive), the volume should not exceed 20 dB (inclusive). XII husband to strengthen the building of spiritual civilization, to eliminate waste and material comparisons (to eat a good buy diet pills, alcohol, etc.), improve their self-cultivation and establish in the family and contributions, more than housekeeping, kitchen than Art of the atmosphere. XIII, any problems in any aspect of the family, must be subject to the form of monthly payments by pay for performance, test score cooking, health, obedience, grooming, five aspects of attitude, 20 points out of 100 points each; first self-evaluation, the final evaluation by the wife is responsible. fifth, her husband of 90 evaluation points can receive 5% of salary her husband pay for performance; 85 min at 4%; 80 by 3%, 80 points or less is not up to no pay for performance, for six months were not up to the automatic discharge marriage membership. Evaluation for two consecutive years to reach 90 points or more are awarded a XVI strict family secret, to ensure that the 相关的主题文章: ugg australia outlet My photographic work, abercrombie kids 一段神经病的告白
 

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